Selasa, 29 Maret 2011

kura" , katak & ulet kaki 1000

Ada 3 sahabat : Kura2, Kodok, Ulat Kaki 1000.. Mereka sdg merayakan ultah si Kura2 di rumahnya Kura2. Gak lama si Kodok nanya,
Kodok : ”Kur, gak ada es batu ya, mau minum es teh manis nih?”
Kura :"Gak ada, Dok. Lupa beli gw.. Beli gih Dok!”
Kodok : ”Ah! Masa lo yang ulang taun gw yang suruh beli?! Lo kan tuan rumah Kur.”
Kura : ”Gw kalo jalan lelet Dok..
Kodok : ” Ya udah, si Ulet Kaki 1000 aja yang beli. Tolong ya Let..”
Ulet : ”Hmmm… Ya udah deh gpp. Sini duitnya..”
Pergilah si ulet… 1 jam… 2 jam… 3 jam…. Ulet gak pulang2.. Kodok & kura2 pun resah dan kesal si Ulet gak pulang2..
Kura : ”Ke mana ya si Ulet, Dok?”
Kodok : ”Tau nih.. Lama banget. Susulin aja yuk!”
Begitu buka pintu mau keluar rumah.. Alangkah kagetnya Kodok dan Kura2 ngeliat si Ulet masih di depan pintu, blom pergi2 jg.. 2:33 PM
Kodok : ”Woy, ngapain aja dari tadi di sini? Qta pd nungguin! Mana es batunya?
Ulet : ”Es batu apaan!! Gw blom beli!!”
Kura : ”Lahh??? 3 jam ke mana aja lo gak beli2??”.
Ulet : ** … ”Loe pade gak liat gw lagi pake sepatu…!!!!!! 



What Is Internet


The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private, public, academic, business, and government networks, of local to global scope, that are linked by a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries a vast range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertextdocuments of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support electronic mail.
Most traditional communications media including telephone, music, film, and television are reshaped or redefined by the Internet, giving birth to new services such as Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) and IPTV. Newspaper, book and other print publishing are adapting to Web site technology, or are reshaped into blogging and web feeds. The Internet has enabled or accelerated new forms of human interactions through instant messaging, Internet forums, and social networking. Online shopping has boomed both for major retail outlets and small artisans and traders. Business-to-business and financial services on the Internet affect supply chains across entire industries.
The origins of the Internet reach back to research of the 1960s, commissioned by the United States government in collaboration with private commercial interests to build robust, fault-tolerant, and distributed computer networks. The funding of a new U.S.backbone by the National Science Foundation in the 1980s, as well as private funding for other commercial backbones, led to worldwide participation in the development of new networking technologies, and the merger of many networks. Thecommercialization of what was by the 1990s an international network resulted in its popularization and incorporation into virtually every aspect of modern human life. As of 2009, an estimated quarter of Earth's population used the services of the Internet.
The Internet has no centralized governance in either technological implementation or policies for access and usage; each constituent network sets its own standards. Only the overreaching definitions of the two principal name spaces in the Internet, theInternet Protocol address space and the Domain Name System, are directed by a maintainer organization, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). The technical underpinning and standardization of the core protocols (IPv4 and IPv6) is an activity of the Internet Engineering Task Force

Senin, 28 Maret 2011

JUDUL: KONDOM BOCOR



suatu hari seorang penjaga asrama memeriksa kondisi asrama wanita.
di salah satu kamar terdengar suara"Aaaah,uhh,yees,oohhh"dan si penjaga 
asrama pun kaget.keesokan harinya semua anak perempuan dikumpulkan di halaman.
Semalam saya mendengar suara desahan di salah satu kamar..."kata penjaga asrama.para murid terperangah,namun,salah satu murid tampak tersenyum.
Lalu saya menemukan celana dalam pria,"kata penjaga"
semua murid terperangah,namun lagi2 salah seorang murid tersenyum.
lalu di dalam celana tersebut saya menemukan "kondom" kata penjaga.
Para murid pun kian ternganga.seorang murid yang dari tadi tersenyum,kini tertawa.
"Dan Ternyata "kondom tersebut bocor" kata penjaga dengan wajah serius.
Kali ini para murid tertawa terbahak-bahak.sementara murid yang dari tadi tersenyum dan tertawa ...langsung kaget\terkejut dia ter Melongo.